I got this email from my friend Kelly who has to send some of the funniest, best emails I've ever gotten. And I did forward this one on to some of, but I decided it was good enough material to blog. Can you tell the second hour of the season finale of Desperate Housewives is pretty boring, or just pretty pitifully written (if that's correct grammer).
Happy IVGLDSW Day!
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the i ntention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WO O HOO what a ride!'
To the Girls !!
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.- Janette Barber
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one is hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.- Erma Bombeck -
Old age ain't no place for sissies -Bette Davis-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.- Roseanne Barr-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.- Maryon Pearson-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.-El eanor Roosevelt
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!
Ahh, I just a saw a commercial for the 2 hours season finale of Grey's Anatomy. I hope it's much much better than D.H.
OK, edited to add... I guess Desperate Housewives turned out to be ok, it was the fake little red car that got me distracted.