My Goodness!!!

If I don't start getting some sleep soon, I don't know what I am going to do. Sid and I went to church to eat supper and visit the family summer kick off water thingy they had set up outside. And by the time we got home, at a mere 7:00, I was exhausted. So I put my pj's on, wash my face, get in bed, read for a bit and turn the light off about 7:45. At 8:30, I got up, because I could tell sleep was just not going to happen. So here I sit at 9:30, blogging. UGH!!!!!! You all can imagine what this must be doing to me. I'm starting to get a little irratated about it.

But in my bordem and trying to not think about how sleepy I am, I came across this and thought I'd share the quotes. I liked them and they were appropriate for my mood! Hope you have a good laugh!

As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for naturalstupidity.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Every path has a few puddles.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.